I was flipping through a notebook and I came across something I heard on an airplane months ago funny enough to write down. I remember there was a young man with a little too much hair product trying to chat up a pretty girl. She had this to say:
You’re definitely salesy.
Not the upper echelons of douchebaggery, but definitely pee-on.
Thanks Kim in 7C. You shall live in fratboy shootdown glory forever.